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Second, let's talk about middle age.

OK, let's not.

OK, here's what I want to say.

I was standing at the elevators at work, talking to a coworker, and thinking that I was acting all entertaining-like, when this young woman came off the elevator, causing said co-worker to shift his eyes.

If I had cared, I would have done that thing where you point to your eyes with fingers in a V and go, "eyes." As it was, I approached it scientific like.

What did she have that I didn't?

Besides youth, blond hair and a well-tailored suit?

Nothing.

I should have used my fingers to poke out said coworker's eyes.

But, really, I am not bitter.

Third, let's talk about all those reality shows.

Why would people think it's fun to have someone pretend to crash their wedding?

Now, Deal or No Deal, there's a show worth watching.

I say, keep filling the airwaves with as many cheap, stupid, tawdry shows as possible.

And then lament the lack of viewers.

I find that deeply entertaining on some level.

Fourth, let's talk about places that haven't yet heard of a debit card.

Last weekend, I took my young niece and nephew (really great-niece and nephew, but it makes me sound old, so I'm swallowing the "great") to the D...

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